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| Gameboy675 |
Here we see Link about to die.Let's
watch |
| tantooki dude |
gaurd 1: get down here on orderz of da
king!
link: oh! im going to see the king
now!
gaurd 1: get down here mr smart
head!
link: cant you come up here?
gaurd 2 :
we dont know how! ok?
gaurd 1: shut up you rookie!
you're fired! |
| Prongs |
Good Job Link, but you got blocked by the
guards =P |
| The Man |
Link: Can I ask you
something?
Guards: Sure
Link: Why are you
stabbing the stairs and the wall?
Guards: ... Cause
it's fun. |
| I Like Luigi |
Offscreen Guy: Link is gonna have lotsa
trouble getting into the Fort of
All
Forts today, tomorrow, and all
the days after.
Link: NOT WITH MY TRUSTY
SWORD!
Right Guard: Yep, it's rusting to
bits.
Left Guard: So you see, I Like Luigi has a
point.
Link: LIKE MY SWORD!
Left Guard: Your
sword is really rusted.
Link: Oh. CRAPCRAPCRAP! |
Thedude3445
(Mr. P)(Leroy P) |
One of those times you really wish you can
jump in 2d Zelda games..... |
| Prince Peasley |
Link: Ahh. The last 3 seconds before I get
chopped up into peices. |
| Dr.Donez |
Soldiers: Haha! You only have a
sheild!
Link: Crap...
*Gets Killed* |
| I Like Luigi |
OK, WHERE THE *beep* IS THE THIRD
GUARD?!!? |
| Mr. X |
Link: I wonder if those guards know that I
can see them peeing on the wall... |
| MattC13 |
The road to freedom is blocked by 2 drunk
soliders. |
| Adam |
Maybe someday the guards will learn
another important lesson in catching a
wanted man:
How to take the stairs. |
| Doopliss Fan |
Link:Lemmee in!!!!
Knights:No way
you can't play our Nintendo64!!!
Link:Well at least
Zelda has a Wii.
Knights:Can we
play?
Link:No!!! |
| Sott |
Link: This is what I get by trying to
visit Nintendo City with the king's PC!!! |
| eman |
Link: come on!!!! I'm not going to hurt
anyone! Guards: yeah, once you take the
sword and
sheild and bombs and arrows away we'll think about that! |
| Mr.Nose |
Link:...Hi? |
| Sabur |
Merely walking up a flight of stairs to
avoid an oncoming onslaught....Priceless! |
| amcam |
And now the main attraction of Hyrule
Zoo....
"Blue Sword-Wielding Monkeys!!!!!" |
| Dark Yoshi |
Soldier: Hey! What are you
doing?
Link: Nothing, just breaking and
entering.
Soldier: Move along sir. *To other
soldier* See sometimes you gotta do that,
keeps
people on their toes. |
| Adam |
No, no, no! If you hold your sword out
like that you'll stab someone.
Now watch as
I... |
| Nintendude |
Link : move it.
Guards : I LIKE
TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!, YOU LIKE TO...
all : MOVE
IT! |
| Ragumshnagum |
LINK: Let me through!
ENEMY: Why
should I?
LINK: Because I need to get through here to
beat the game!
ENEMY: I don't think you understand
the concept of video games. We're
supposed to stop
you from beating the game.
LINK: Yeah, but the main
character is always supposed to destroy all
the
enemies and beat the game.
ENEMY: I've
had enough of you main character's taking the spotlight! It's
our
time to shine!
LINK: Just let me through
or I'll write a letter of complaint to Nintendo and
you
won't get to be in the sequel!
ENEMY:
Fine... |
| IDK |
Left Enemy: Give me your PEPTO
BISMOL!!!
Link: What's Peptro Bismol? |
| NinDude38 |
Can you please move guys? I'm trying to
get to Zelda. |
| Mariofox |
Link: Here's 500 rupees to go
passed.
Troll 1: No I said 1000.
Troll 2:
ahhhhh!!!! I hit the wall at 0.1 miles per
hour.
Link: Tell me why you have swords bigger than
mine?
Troll 1 & 2: We sold Donkey Kong at the
concert 1000000 rupees thats 100
Mario Coins
for the big swords.
Link: Thats it im getting a
burger at the after concert dinner for 500
rupees.
Donkey Kong: Give me my Swords
back
Troll 1 & 2: aHHHHHHHHHH! Run
Link:
Ok now I can Get through |
| Supa Troopa |
link: omg... omg... omg... why isnt the
panic button working... *link falls to
the
floor, clenching his chest* GO AWAY YOU...
YOU MEAN PEOPLE!!
'mean person' 1: uhhh... you want
your pizza or not? |
| Toadsworth262 |
Who are you two? The royal court
jesters? |
| NoWario |
you underestimate the power of the blue
sheildy thingy!
gaurds:This greenhatted dude doesnt
stand a chance
against our
pointy swords
gaurds:Poke him! Poke him! |
| SuperNES |
And so, Link, Embarked into another round
of butt kicking... |
