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|| Here we see Link about to die.Let's
| tantooki dude
|| gaurd 1: get down here on orderz of da
link: oh! im going to see the king
gaurd 1: get down here mr smart
link: cant you come up here?
gaurd 2 :
we dont know how! ok?
gaurd 1: shut up you rookie!
|| Good Job Link, but you got blocked by the
| The Man
|| Link: Can I ask you
Link: Why are you
stabbing the stairs and the wall?
Guards: ... Cause
| I Like Luigi
|| Offscreen Guy: Link is gonna have lotsa
trouble getting into the Fort of
Forts today, tomorrow, and all
the days after.
Link: NOT WITH MY TRUSTY
Right Guard: Yep, it's rusting to
Left Guard: So you see, I Like Luigi has a
Link: LIKE MY SWORD!
Left Guard: Your
sword is really rusted.
Link: Oh. CRAPCRAPCRAP!
(Mr. P)(Leroy P)
| One of those times you really wish you can
jump in 2d Zelda games.....|
| Prince Peasley
|| Link: Ahh. The last 3 seconds before I get
chopped up into peices.|
|| Soldiers: Haha! You only have a
| I Like Luigi
|| OK, WHERE THE *beep* IS THE THIRD
| Mr. X
|| Link: I wonder if those guards know that I
can see them peeing on the wall...|
|| The road to freedom is blocked by 2 drunk
|| Maybe someday the guards will learn
another important lesson in catching a|
How to take the stairs.
| Doopliss Fan
|| Link:Lemmee in!!!!|
you can't play our Nintendo64!!!
Link:Well at least
Zelda has a Wii.
|| Link: This is what I get by trying to
visit Nintendo City with the king's PC!!!|
|| Link: come on!!!! I'm not going to hurt
anyone! Guards: yeah, once you take the|
sheild and bombs and arrows away we'll think about that!
|| Merely walking up a flight of stairs to
avoid an oncoming onslaught....Priceless!|
|| And now the main attraction of Hyrule
"Blue Sword-Wielding Monkeys!!!!!"
| Dark Yoshi
|| Soldier: Hey! What are you
Link: Nothing, just breaking and
Soldier: Move along sir. *To other
soldier* See sometimes you gotta do that,
people on their toes.
|| No, no, no! If you hold your sword out
like that you'll stab someone. |
Now watch as
|| Link : move it.|
Guards : I LIKE
TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!, YOU LIKE TO...
all : MOVE
|| LINK: Let me through!|
LINK: Because I need to get through here to
beat the game!
ENEMY: I don't think you understand
the concept of video games. We're
supposed to stop
you from beating the game.
LINK: Yeah, but the main
character is always supposed to destroy all
enemies and beat the game.
had enough of you main character's taking the spotlight! It's
time to shine!
LINK: Just let me through
or I'll write a letter of complaint to Nintendo and
won't get to be in the sequel!
|| Left Enemy: Give me your PEPTO
Link: What's Peptro Bismol?
|| Can you please move guys? I'm trying to
get to Zelda.|
|| Link: Here's 500 rupees to go
Troll 1: No I said 1000.
ahhhhh!!!! I hit the wall at 0.1 miles per
Link: Tell me why you have swords bigger than
Troll 1 & 2: We sold Donkey Kong at the
concert 1000000 rupees thats 100
for the big swords.
Link: Thats it im getting a
burger at the after concert dinner for 500
Donkey Kong: Give me my Swords
Troll 1 & 2: aHHHHHHHHHH! Run
Ok now I can Get through
| Supa Troopa
|| link: omg... omg... omg... why isnt the
panic button working... *link falls to
floor, clenching his chest* GO AWAY YOU...
YOU MEAN PEOPLE!!
'mean person' 1: uhhh... you want
your pizza or not?
|| Who are you two? The royal court
|| you underestimate the power of the blue
gaurds:This greenhatted dude doesnt
stand a chance
gaurds:Poke him! Poke him!
|| And so, Link, Embarked into another round
of butt kicking...|