Nintendo City - Caption #3




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(All Captions are shown in order of their submission.)
 
 Submitted By:  The Caption:
 Andrew  Guard 1: What are you doing running in place?!
 Get up those stairs and get that brat!
 Guard 2: My character parameters wont
 let me walk up these kinds of staircases.
 Guard 1: Again with the "character parameters".
 Doopliss Fan  Link:..........At least there's a secret exit.
 Knights:WHERE?
 The Knights go out of room to search.
 Link:Suckers.
 Knight 1:Hey! I found Zelda!
 Link:Awwww...
 Gamemaner1234  Zelda: Excuse me, is this the way to the mario bros band?
 Guards: Whats he talking about?
 nutty  Guards:You cannot pass, direct orders from Princess Peach.
 Link:WHO?!?!??
 nodyarG  Uhh...is the wall in trouble, too?
 Linkmaster  HAHA! You can't get me!
 Link  Haha! you can't climb up to get me!
 I like Pie  Guard 1: What are we supposed to do?
 Guard 2: Didn't you hear Ganon's violently dramatic rant?
 TeckDrew 88  Link:I think that I'm in trouble!
 Guard1:You got that right buster!
 Guard2:Don't worry Link,It's me,Uncle!
 Narrater:Then, Uncle discuised as a guard hurt Link
 Link:Hey!What was that for Uncle!
 Uncle:They paid me a fortune to capture you!
 WillBillXP  1st solider: I see him somewhere! I just can't make out this blurry texture well 
 but I'm sure he is one of these pixels!
 2nd Solider: Uhggg...my arm is stuck!
 Link: Well, they can't get me but that doesn't change the fact that this sheild is stuck in my eye
(WillBillXP: Hey! you might have to look hard at the picture and examine it closely to understand the gags. Just a note)
 redyoshi  Fortunately, Link lettered the 500yd dash in his junior year.
 Laura  Link gets into trouble after stealing the triforce.
 WillB  Once again, our hero in green was talking to the guards about the internet
 toadette365  Link: "I won't let you in!" Guards: "Let us in, now!" Link: "NEVER!"
 Guards: "We have cherry pie." Link: "CHERRY PIE?? Come in! Come in!"     
 This caption shows that Link likes cherry pie and is very gullible
 grim  probably not a good idea to wear green in apurple castle
 Gold Yoshi  Link: Aw man, what did I do this time?
 Guard No. 1: You are under arrest for having mysterious pink hair.
 Guard No. 2: And for choosing this hideous wallpaper.
 It's Disgusting. Nobody in Hyrule uses "Brown Brick" anymore.
 tektite  Guard - "Arrg, how come these stairs never work for us,
 and we work here?!"
 coolguy  Link: Okay wich one of you jerks put pink hair dye in my shampoo
 Guards 1, 2  HE DID IT!!!]
 Link: I do not care who did it now it's pay back time PINK POWER BOMB!!!
 Link: what the heck just happend?
 Maddok  Good thing I knew that the castle guards are afraid of stairs,
 or I'd look quite the fool.
 anonymous  soldier1: come down we won't hurt you.
 soldier2: I thought we were going too kill him chuck?
 soldier1;shut up and don't call me chuck!!
 Link *sign*
 I Like Luigi  Lucky for Link only the red evil guards can climb staircases.
 Bronte  OOH! He's a tricky one...  Climbing up stairs, how can we get to him now?
 Adam  Link: And hup two three four, hup two three four.
 You! Soldier on my left! Don't try to get out of this by marching in place.