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| Mariodude |
Mario: Alright Bowser, lets get this game
of Peach-Tetherball started! |
| Adam |
Bowser, did you take me to fight or to
look at the pretty lights? |
| Sott |
Bowser: C is for Cookie and nothing else
matters...
Mario: Peach, does he sings that every
time he kidnaps you?
Peach: Unfortunately,
yes...
Mario: Poor little princess... |
| Prince Peasley |
Bowser: Gwah ha ha ha! This is it Mario,
the one time I defeat you.
You've beaten me over
nine thousand times before,
but this time, we're
high up!
Mario: ...this makes no difference
whatsoever, realize that?
Bowser: ...Yes. |
| MattC13 |
Bowser: Surrender or-
Mario: Is
that around here neck or chest?
Bowser:
Oh....um.... |
| I Like Luigi |
Mario: Hi Bowser, wanna play Mario Party
8?
Bowser: OK, but I get to be Waluigi this
time!
Mario: Last time you said Waluigi
sucked.
Bowser: I said Wario sucked. Well lets
go.
Peach: Get me out of here first!
Mario
and Bowser together: Sorry, we aren't good at untying
knots.
Peach: Bowser has Flame
Breath!
Bowser: Yes, but I want to use it on Mario if
he chooses
Goomba's Booty Boardwalk
again.
Mario: But after we play 1000 games, I'll come
and cut the rope.
Bowser: But how do we leave this
place?
Mario: Good point.... |
| Stick |
Bowser: I'll trade you Peach
for...
Mario: For what?
Bowser. Uungh. Urrg
AAG! A PEPTO BISMOL! I NEED A PEPTO BISMOL!
Mario (to
himself) sure just sign right here...
Bowser: thanks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Much better. Now what
did that paper say.
Mario: oh just something about
never kidnapping the princess again.
Bowser: Then I
better not lose her this time!
Peach: Um... Can
someone help? I really have to go to the
bathroom.
Bowser: NO YOUR RIGHT ABOVE ME! ANd
eeeeeeew. Fine take her. |
| nintends |
mario: peach!!!
bowser:haha! you
have to fight me to get her! hahahah!
mario: or i
could just jump over you and get her.
bowser: oh,
never thought about that. |
| Gameboy675 |
Mario:...Uh oh. I wish a giant sword would
come down and kill this guy. |
| SuperYoshi |
Mario: OOH, A PINATA! Let me go whack it
and see if candy comes out! |
| Sabur |
Right Kinklink - "Man, Why did they have
to come up here!?
Bowser's got the meanest
GAS!"
Left Kinklink - "I've got my own problem over
here!....
-mumbles- cursed plumber and his chili
fixes!" |
| NinDude38 |
Mario: Hi Bowser!
Bowser: Hi
Mario, Ready for....
Mario: The Teaparty?! Yea!! You
even bought a Peach Pinata!!!
Peach: NO MARIO!!!!! [
Gets Wacked in the face] |
| WillB |
Bowser: Well, what are you waiting for?
Battle me!
Mario (playing pacman): Over 9,000
points. |
| boomaster |
peach:mario help me
bower:
bwaaaawaa u wil never save her now
mario: im a commin
peach hold on. |
| Crystal Kirby |
Peach: Mario, help
me!!!
Bowser:There is no way in the world you can
save her!!
Mario(thinking): Whoa, this looks
scary.
Mario: Bowser, let-a go of Peach, or you'll-a
have to die a scary death!!
Bowser: I can't fall.
This is a RPG.
Mario: A Rating Pending
General?
Peach: No, Mario. That ugly turtle means
this is a role-playing game.
Mario:
Oh!!!
Bowser: Now die!!! |
| WillBillXP |
Bowser: Its no use this time Mario!
Princess Peach has choked to
death and won't tell
you to attack the chains this
time!
Mario:............................three things:
you just told me what to do,
I've played this game a
gazillion times,
AND WHAT THE %&@$ DO YOU MEAN PRINCESS
TOADSTOOL IS DEAD!
Bowser: Erm.....well she is tied
up and is hanging.....uh oh.
Why didn't I think of
this one....
Peach: I'm not dead you idiots! And this
rope is
around my stomach and not my
neck!
Mario: oh peach, I can hear your voice in the
winds.
You will pay for this
Bowser!
Bowser: She isn't dead you stupid sucker!
I was only kidding (Hope he bought
it)
Peach: Can you untie me please? The easiest fight
in the entire game
has just turned into the most
annoying thanks to your wisecracks Bowser. |
| MIMM |
Bowser: All of your Princess are belong to
me.
Mario: WTF? |
| Tanooki Mario |
Ok. These games starring me has gone too
far. |
| Yoshi !!!!!! |
Peach: Hey! It would be easier to put me
in a castle guarded with
Koopas, Paratroopas,
Spinies, Lakitu's, and Bullet Bill's and more
enermies and surrounded with Airships and
Bosses and thwomps and---
Mario: Peach, shuuuut
uuuuuup!
Bowser: Hey thats not such a bad idea! |
| I Like Luigi |
I wonder why Mario isn't just cutting the
rope and running off,
leaving Bowser standing there,
surprised and confused. |
| nintendude |
Mario : You know that peach cannot be
saved if these
platforms we are standing on
fall?
Boswer : oh man the chain is snapping. |
| Gamemaner1234 |
Bowser: MUAHAHAHA! Peach is tied up and
there is nothing you can do about
it!
Mario: Bowser, the chain to the light you are
standing on is breaking.
*chain
breaks*
Bowser: HELP!!!!!!!
Mario: Yeah,
right. |
| pete |
peach:mario! yay youer
here!
bowser:bwahaha youll never get her
now!
mario:actually im just here to talk about youre
mortgage bills there droping
bowser:oh crap! um lets
talk about this somewhere
else
mario:ok
peach:(sigh) |
| Clide Yizzle |
No Mario, this is how you teach em' |
XTari 2600
(Mike Kelso) |
Bowser: Ha, ha, ha! You have no choice to
say goodbye to your heroine, Mario!
Mario:
Okay dokey! Just drop her down the gap!
Peach: What
the heck's wrong with you?!
Mario:
Nothing!
Bowser: Any last words,
Prince-of-death?
Peach: I DON'T WANNA
DIE!
Mario: Come ON! Drop her!
And she is
dropped, and never, never heard of again!
Peach (at
the bottom) I'm still alive! |
| MarioManiacMan123 |
Mario: Ok, I can jump, but this is just *beep*ed up,
Bowser.
Bowser- Thanks for that! Glad my plan worked
for once.
Mario- Nah, I read the script. I'm going to
kick your butt yet again
and then later on, you're
going to join the
Mario Forces and help kill
Smithy's Gang.
Bowser- ...
Peach- Director,
Mario and Bowser keep talking.
Who the *beep* is
going to get me down from here? |
| Sean |
Bowser: Hey Mario let's play Pinata |
| Matt |
So sorry for you to, "hang around" Princess
Peach! |
| WillB |
Narrator: Castle: 2,000,000
coins
Chandieleir: 6,000 coins
Mario pwning
Bowser: Priceless
Boswer:
Hey! |
