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| Mario Styx
|| DK: DOMO ARIGATO, MR.
ROBOTO. DOMO domo. DOMO domo.|
WItherspoon: Oh you dang kids and your pop music.
| Mr. X
|| DK: Ummmm.... Is there an outlet
out here to plug this thing in?|
Cranky: In my day we
didn't have fancy things like outlets!
|| It's Dk, Donkey Kong! He's the
leader of the pack you know him well.He's|
back,to kick some tail!
| Mr. Game and
| Cranky: NO NO NO! Your Robot is
way off! TRY AGAIN!|
|| Donkey kong:Y!!!!! M!!!!!
Dude at the bottum:AND IT
Donkey Kong: y!!!!!!!! m!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude at the bottum:and the best
Donkey Kong:Y!!!!!!!!! M!!!!!!!! C!!!!!!!!
Boom Box:SHUT UP!!! YOU GUYS!
|| Turn the racket down before i
use my walking stick!!|
|| DK: OH YEAH! WHOO! I LOVE THIS
Cranky Kong: DK, the radio isn't
|| DK: Hello kids, today in the DK
Learn-and-play Show I will invite one of you,|
to come up here with me...
Cranky: Me! Me! Please!
Cranky: Ooooh... Err... I picked the wrong
*Cranky goes away*
|| DK:Im Glad You Decided to Dance
With Me Cranky. |
Now Come Up to the stage where the
fans can see actually see you!
Cranky:Pipe Down Sonny
boy! and let your pappy get his groove on!!!
| Super TeckDrew
| DK:I'm on a
Cranky:Yes,you've been saying that for an HOUR
you big ape.
DK:Oh,Then...uh....I'm on a tree
listening to a radio!!!
Cranky:You have been saying
that for4 HOURS you nincompoop.
DK:Oh.....I'm on a
tree listening to a radio dancing.
been saying that ALL
Super TeckDrew 100:That's
enough moving on.
|| Cranky: Get Down Here And TURN
DOWN THAT MUSIC!!!!!!|
DK: ( Ignores Cranky and
| lord of kirby
|| Cranky:TURN THAT NOISE DOWN
DK:sorry dude i was jus-
CARE turn it down
DK:OK OK OK! SHESHE kranky he
thinks im making noise he's the one yelling.
| Prince Peasley
|| Donkey Kong: How the heck do I
work this thing?|
Cranky Kong: Bah kids these days are
the ones clueless to technology...the
old kind at
|| THIS... is a "What the?"
| I Like Luigi
|| Cranky: DK stop listening to
that radio, its too loud!|
DK: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
THE RADIO IS TOO LOUD!
| Master Yoshi
my radio first!
DK *gives Cranky the
DK:Now get me down.
is my fav 300000000000000 songs!
|| Donkey Kong : oh yeah you got
Cranky Kong : oh yeah!, hitting you with
this random stick says otherwise..
|| Cranky:YOU CRAZY KID! Back in my
day we had REAL music! |
Not dumb Rock and Roll or
Rap! We had Country Shuffle!
Donkey Kong (in
head):If only his brain was in 2007....
|| DK:Cranky wake up how many
bananas have fallen.|
|| For the last time, Donkey Kong,
we're not making a Donkey Konga 3!|
| Super Dude
|| Cranky: DK Please Play Rock
DK: Can you dance to that?
DK: I'll put it on!
|| Cranky: If your gonna dance,
dance like i did back in the day when i
while waiting for jumpman to come and
atempt to thwart my evil plans of
|| Cranky: You kids today and your
climbing up trees and your tie wearing and |
nothing else wearing and your dancing and your boom boxes
DK: No! Another rant!
|| Donkey Kong: Do the DK, Donkey
Kong! Uh huh, uh huh. Uh huh uh huh uh|
huh. Oh yeah!
Cranky Kong:Shut up!
| I Like Luigi
|| Weatherman on the Radio: And, in
5 seconds, there will be a very
(DK gets zapped.)
Cranky: I told ya
dancing on treetops and listenin' to the radio was
Geddown from there!
|| Hey! turn that racket
|| I like to move it move it.|
|| Donkey Kong: look at me! im
rocin the house|
|| HEY, MACHELENA!!! Yeah, DO IT
|| (Radio):Donkey Konga!Donky