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| Mario Styx |
DK: DOMO ARIGATO, MR.
ROBOTO. DOMO domo. DOMO domo.
Old Man
WItherspoon: Oh you dang kids and your pop music. |
| Mr. X |
DK: Ummmm.... Is there an outlet
out here to plug this thing in?
Cranky: In my day we
didn't have fancy things like outlets! |
| Gameboy675 |
It's Dk, Donkey Kong! He's the
leader of the pack you know him well.He's
finally
back,to kick some tail! |
Mr. Game and
Watch
(BTape) |
Cranky: NO NO NO! Your Robot is
way off! TRY AGAIN! |
| Sax |
Donkey kong:Y!!!!! M!!!!!
C!!!!!!!!!! A!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude at the bottum:AND IT
IS THE
Donkey Kong: y!!!!!!!! m!!!!!!!!!!!!
z!!!!!!!!! a!!!!!!!
Dude at the bottum:and the best
is!
Donkey Kong:Y!!!!!!!!! M!!!!!!!! C!!!!!!!!
A!!!!!!!!!
Boom Box:SHUT UP!!! YOU GUYS! |
| Prongs |
Turn the racket down before i
use my walking stick!! |
| SuperYoshi |
DK: OH YEAH! WHOO! I LOVE THIS
SONG! WAHOO!!!!!!!
Cranky Kong: DK, the radio isn't
on. |
| Sott |
DK: Hello kids, today in the DK
Learn-and-play Show I will invite one of you,
guys,
to come up here with me...
Kids:
YAY!!!
Cranky: Me! Me! Please!
DK:
CRANKY?!
Cranky: Ooooh... Err... I picked the wrong
palm tree...
*Cranky goes away* |
| DavDude |
DK:Im Glad You Decided to Dance
With Me Cranky.
Now Come Up to the stage where the
fans can see actually see you!
Cranky:Pipe Down Sonny
boy! and let your pappy get his groove on!!! |
Super TeckDrew
100 &
TeckDrew 88 |
DK:I'm on a
tree!!
Cranky:Yes,you've been saying that for an HOUR
you big ape.
DK:Oh,Then...uh....I'm on a tree
listening to a radio!!!
Cranky:You have been saying
that for4 HOURS you nincompoop.
DK:Oh.....I'm on a
tree listening to a radio dancing.
Cranky:You have
been saying that ALL
DAY.
DK:Oh....well
Super TeckDrew 100:That's
enough moving on. |
| NinDude38 |
Cranky: Get Down Here And TURN
DOWN THAT MUSIC!!!!!!
DK: ( Ignores Cranky and
Daces) |
| lord of kirby |
Cranky:TURN THAT NOISE DOWN
NOW!
DK:sorry dude i was jus-
Cranky:I DONT
CARE turn it down
DK:OK OK OK! SHESHE kranky he
thinks im making noise he's the one yelling. |
| Prince Peasley |
Donkey Kong: How the heck do I
work this thing?
Cranky Kong: Bah kids these days are
the ones clueless to technology...the
old kind at
least! |
| Stick |
THIS... is a "What the?"
moment |
| I Like Luigi |
Cranky: DK stop listening to
that radio, its too loud!
DK: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
THE RADIO IS TOO LOUD! |
| Master Yoshi |
DK:Help!
Cranky:Give me
my radio first!
DK:Ok!
DK *gives Cranky the
radio.*
DK:Now get me down.
Canky:Wait this
is my fav 300000000000000 songs! |
| Nintendude |
Donkey Kong : oh yeah you got
served!
Cranky Kong : oh yeah!, hitting you with
this random stick says otherwise.. |
| Fawful |
Cranky:YOU CRAZY KID! Back in my
day we had REAL music!
Not dumb Rock and Roll or
Rap! We had Country Shuffle!
Donkey Kong (in
head):If only his brain was in 2007....
|
| Gus |
DK:Cranky wake up how many
bananas have fallen.
Cranky:Keep Jamming
|
| Adam |
For the last time, Donkey Kong,
we're not making a Donkey Konga 3! |
| Super Dude |
Cranky: DK Please Play Rock
music
DK: Can you dance to that?
Cranky:
No
DK: I'll put it on! |
| good_no_bakes |
Cranky: If your gonna dance,
dance like i did back in the day when i
danced
while waiting for jumpman to come and
atempt to thwart my evil plans of
kidnapping
people!!!! |
| Anonymous |
Cranky: You kids today and your
climbing up trees and your tie wearing and
your
nothing else wearing and your dancing and your boom boxes
and....
DK: No! Another rant! |
| Toadette |
Donkey Kong: Do the DK, Donkey
Kong! Uh huh, uh huh. Uh huh uh huh uh
huh. Oh yeah!
Boogy!
Cranky Kong:Shut up! |
| I Like Luigi |
Weatherman on the Radio: And, in
5 seconds, there will be a very
large
thunderstorm.
DK:
Uh-oh...
(DK gets zapped.)
Cranky: I told ya
dancing on treetops and listenin' to the radio was
dangerous!
Geddown from there! |
| Sean |
Hey! turn that racket
down!!!! |
| Stick |
I like to move it move it. |
| nintends |
Donkey Kong: look at me! im
rocin the house |
| nodyarG |
HEY, MACHELENA!!! Yeah, DO IT
KRANKY!!! |
| gameboy675 |
(Radio):Donkey Konga!Donky
Konga!...Donkey Konga!Donke-
Cranky:Shut that
off! |
