The Legend of Smellda: Twilight Pimpcess Part III

Link is now at the Forest Temple
The baboon comes with a boomerang.

Link: OOH! Monkey! He then does some ooh and ah, monkey talk.

Bowser’s Story: Episode 5

Kammy walks into the dinning room in Peach’s Castle, where Bowser is eating some pizza.
Kammy: Sir, I locked Peach up in her room, but what do we do with our guests?
Bowser: Uhh…I dunno. Lock them up in the castle dungeon.
Kammy: But, sir, there aren’t dungeons in Peach’s castle.
Bowser: THEN IN MY CASTLE’S DUNGEONS, YOU STUPID [...]

The Legend of Smellda: Twilight Pimpcess Part II

The hand is attached to Rod Serling, who says “Welcome to the Twilight Zone.” Old Twilight Zone music starts playing, and Link yells and turns into a wolf. He faints, and Rod Serling drags him…

The Legend of Smellda: Twilight Pimpcess Part I

Day I
Narrator: It’s a beautiful day in Hyrule, in Ordon Village.
Narrator stops.
Narrator: Wait, I only have three sentences? Damn Adam.

The Legend of Smellda: Thingy of Time Script

The screen shows Hyrule, zooms to Link riding a tricycle through Hyrule field. Navi is following behind.
Goes to in front of Link.

Link: Hey Navi, can you grant me 3 wishes? You’re a fairy after all.

Bowser’s Story: Episode 4

Bowser never found out Peach was his best friend before, but fell in love with her. The years passed, until Bowser had a great idea.
”My kids are all dead, except Jr.” Bowser told Kamikoopa, his new servant.
”Don’t you worry, Your Grumpiness, your plan is perfect,” she said.
”Yeah, well, is my new castle ready?” [...]

Bowser’s Story: Episode 3

”Grraaaawwwrr!” shouted Bowser, really angry. ”My dad is dead, and they saved the princess! Well… at least I’m the new king of the Koopa Kingdom. Well, its new name is Shadow Kingdom, Mwahahahaha!”
Suddenly a Paratroopa arrived with a potion. ”It’s from your uncle, he thinks some children will make a stronger army,” the Paratroopa said. [...]

Bowser’s Story: Episode 2

Bowser asked Kamek, his grandpa, to spread a spell all around the Mushroom Kingdom. Luckily for Mario and Luigi, they were in Brooklyn when all of that happened, but, when they came back, they saw everything. Koopas had gone wild and they were attacking the kingdom. ”GRRAAAWRRR!!!” Bowser shouted, ”So the Mario Bros. are here [...]

Bowser’s Story: Episode 1

One day, in the Mushroom Kingdom, a new Koopa was born. His parents were part of the Mushroom Kingdom Council. Bowk was the father, and Tzer was the mother. They couldn’t think of a name, so the called him ”Bowser”. The Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach Toadstool, was his best friend during his [...]

Menace 2: The Revival

Part 5
Not very long ago, Bowser was killed in an epic battle with Mario. His reign ended and it was discovered that his children did not share the royal bloodline, for his deceased wife was not of nobility. The Koopa Kingdom united with Mushroom Kingdom and had become their greatest allies. After years of fighting, [...]

Mario In High School: The Greek Teacher

It’s Mario’s first year in high school and already the year is shaping up to be an exciting one.

Menace

Prologue
It is a dark night outside the mushroom castle. The guards are assuming their position. After all, a night attack on the castle would be disastrous. That’s when, the hammers hit their heads! Two elite hammer bros jumped the wall, and snuck into the castle.
Elite One: Ok, we are in position, we are unlocking the [...]