Bill and Fred’s Quazi-Adventure: Part 2- The Dark Orb

Bill: Where’s Leon?

Fred: I don’t know, but it’s getting darker by the minute.

Bill: What’s going on???

Fred: Look, it’s a strange orb of power coming our way!

The King: Run! Everybody!

Bill: Is that Mario running this way?

Mario: You guys must get out of here! He and She are coming!

Fred: Huh?

Mario: Just follow me!

[Runs all the way to the castle]

Mario: We will be saved from the storm in this castle.

Bill: Who’s She and He?

Mario: Do you really want to know?

Fred: Sure.

Mario: BOB SAGET AND MARTHA STEWART!

Bill: AAAHHHH!!!

Mario: They are a married couple who want to take over the world!

Fred: That’s terrible!

Mario: The storm can turn ANYTHING into sawdust in seconds!

Bill: We must stop them!

Fred: Why do they want to destroy the world?

Mario:…

Fred: Well?

Mario:….well….

Fred: What’s wrong?

Mario: It ain’t a pretty story.

Bill: It’s okay. We can handle it.

Fred: Pass me a taco. Can’t listen on an empty stomach!

Mario: Okay, it goes like this…