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Mario in High
School
Episode 1: The First Day Of N High
Written By: MattC13 |
This school, is called Nintendo High. It's the
greatest High School. Open to Toads, Yoshis, all Zelda Characters,
other game characters and Humans. Today, is Mario M. Mario's and Luigi
Z. Mario's first day!
Bus: 8:48am. September 4, 2001.
Luigi: I'm so exicted! This year is going to be awesome!
Mario: If you have failed Science in Grade School, you get paddled.
Luigi: Good thing I passed.
Mario: Barely, if Toad hadn't found a metal tube, you would have
failed.
The bus stops, and the doors open.
Outside: 8:51am. Sept 4, 01.
Mario and Luigi got off the bus, when they saw there friends, Peach,
Daisy, Toad and Bowser. Mario and Luigi go running, when Luigi gets
tripped.
???: Watch where your running, loser!
Luigi: Look who's talking, Ness.
Ness: At least I don't get C's and D's. Hahaha.
Luigi continues running.
Bowser: Hey Luigi!
Luigi: Hi. Ness tripped me.
Peach: We saw.
Toad: When will Ness learn?
Mario: Not soon!
Everyone laughs, and the bell rings.
Gym: 9:07am. Sept 4, 01.
Principal Toadsworth: Welcome to Nintendo High! I am Principal
Toadsworth Shroom.
Toad: Hi Grandad!
Toadsworth: Yeah, hi. Each and everyone of you, is a new joiner to our
fabuolas school! You will all be given a class schedule, a locker
number, and your student ID. You will also be given the lock combo for
your locker. Now, I see 420 people here, but there's only 419 locker's
free. So, one of you, will be holding your stuff for a while.
The spotlight randomly goes around, it stops on..........Ness.
Ness: What the?
Toadworth: I will call you randomly. Yoshi Yoshion.
Yoshi walks up, collects his things, and run's out.
Toadsworth: Regal Uiom.
12 minutes later.
Toadsworth: Mario Mario.
Mario walks up, does what everyone else does, and walks out.
Hall A: 9:21am. Sept 4, 01.
Mario: Locker. Hall A. #13.
Mario walks over, unlocks it, and puts his Schedule and a little
paper, with the combo written on.
???: Wha up.
Mario turns around, to see a Green skin coloured person standing
behind him.
???: I'm Phillip Peasley.
Mario: Mario M. Mario.
Peasley: Yeah, anyway, have you failed Science?
Mario: No.
Peasley: Good, I'm looking for this kids, paddling time.
Mario shuts his locker, and walks to his first class of the day, Math.
Room 3: 9:25am. Sept 4, 01.
Teacher: Good morning, we will start our class, when Mario and Saria
choose to get here.
Mario: Sorry I'm-
Teacher: Sit down.
Mario takes a seat next to Link, as Saria comes in.
Teacher: Good morning, I am Mr. Adds. Funny name for a math teacher, I
was the gym teacher in 99. Now, we will start by giving the 9th
grader's the math text books. I will call you by name. Dilian Aserin,
ID please.
Dilian: 4218-064.
Adds: Perfect, we have abut 5 more to go, the other people, please
take out your new math books, and turn to page 23. Link Time?
Hall A: 10:06am. Sept 4, 01.
Link: Classes: 9:00-9:25, 9:30-10:05, 10:10-10:45, 10:50-11:25,
11:30-12:30 lunch, then 12:30-1:05, 1:10-1:45, 1:50-2:25, then 30
minute Homeroom.
Yoshi: Seems like a long day, anyway, what's your next class?
Link: Science.
Mario: Gym.
Yoshi: Gym. See ya Link at lunch!
Link: OK! Bye!
Gym: 10:10am. Sept, 4. 01.
Coach: I am Coach Fersinalinom. You call me Fersin. Today, we have 2
new joiners. And, sice it's the first day, we will do fitness.
Everyone: Awwww man!
Coach: 50 pushups now!
Hall C: 10:49am. Sept 4, 01.
Mario and Yoshi were hanging around thier next class: Heath.
Yoshi: That was long 35 minutes.
Mario: Yeah, Coach Fersin was the 3rd harshed coach this school has
ever had.
Yoshi: Heath is our last class for today, we have other things to do!
Mario: We should go in.
Yoshi: Yeah, I heard that this school has strict guidelines.
Room 21: 10:51am. Sept 4, 01.
Teacher: I am Mrs. Veiner. In Heath, we learn about Smoking, Drugs,
Medicene, and other important things. For September to November, we
will learn about Colds and Sicknesses. I hope you have studied this in
Grade 7, because, this week, we will review the basic 7th grade
material. Acute nasopharyngitis, often known as the common cold, is a
mild viral infectious disease of the the upper respiratory system.
Symptoms include sneezing, sniffling, nasal congestion ; scratchy,
sore, or phlegmy throat; coughing ; headache ; and tiredness. Colds
typically last three to five days, with residual coughing lasting up
to three weeks. As its name suggests, it is the most common of all
human diseases, infecting subjects at an average rate of slightly over
one infection per year per person. Infection rates greater than three
infections per year per person are not uncommon in some populations.
Children and their caretakers are at a higher risk, probably due to
the high population density of schools and the fact that transmission
to family members is highly efficient.
Boshi raises his hand.
Viener: Yes?
Boshi: We didn't learn this.
Viener: Oh yes, sorry.
Cafetaria: 11:36am. Sept 4, 01.
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Yoshi were sitting at a table, eating
thier lunch.
Daisy: My math teacher, Mrs. Ana, said that I could fail Math!
Yoshi: Mrs. Ana, she was my Grade 4 teacher. She said to the prettest
girl in the class, which was Birdo, that they would fail. Birdo, I had
a crush on her. In Grade 7, I was going to ask her to the dance, when
Loush asked first. I was so sad.
Bowser walked over, and sat down next to Peach.
Bowser: Birdo Gerson?
Yoshi: Yeah, why?
Bowser: Birdo goes to this School. She is in my Science class. She
isn't with Loush anymore, but she does like other person.
Yoshi: Who?
Bowser: Boshi.
Yoshi: BOSHI? My cousin!
Toad come over, and sits on the remaining area.
Toad: Boshi has failed about 8 subjects. He'll be easy to take down.
Yoshi: I hope your right.
Hall B: 12:34pm. Sept 4, 01.
Fox: Hey there, Mallow.
Mallow: Hi Fox, you still have that part time job?
Fox: No, I got a new one. I'm joining the Flight Club. My new job is a
mechanic at the Arwing Base.
Mallow: The Arwings are the greatest fighters in Sector Z, have you
seen the movie "Deep Space Z"?
Fox: Yes, it's amizing. Too bad I'm the only guy in school, that's
obbseced with Space.
Luigi: No, there's another person.
Fox: Who?
Luigi: Samus Aran. She's been to Sector Z. Her mom is a bounty hunter,
and her dad is an Arwing.
Fox: 9th grader?
Luigi: Yes. And, if you wanna join the Flight club, better get in the
gym or outside.
Fox ran straght to the Gym.
Field: 12:40pm. Sept 4, 01.
Mario: Over 50 clubs, hey the Melee club!
Darknut: This is the Melee club. We learn to fight, using specail
attacks and crazy training. We are in the Melee room, Room 48, on
Tuesday to Thursday. 3:05 to 4.
Mario: I'll join.
Darknut: Name and ID number.
Mario: Mario Mario and Id number is 4219-089.
Darknut: You are on a waiting list of 38 people. Only 15 can join.
Meanwhile.....
Fox: Flight Club.....FULL?
Goomba: Yes! Ha ha!
Fox: What else? The Space Club!
A Space Pirate steps infront of Fox
SP: The space club is for space lovers, and you get to to space
things, I am Richardson J. Idile. I run the nature club. You would
rather join the nature club, then the space club.
Fox: And why is this?
Richardson: Because, Nature is the beauty of everything and-
Fox: Your a SPACE pirate running the NATURE club. You don't like
space, yet your a SPACE pirate. You are mixed up, because SPACE
pirates join and run SPACE clubs, not Nature.So, you are idiot and
alaways will be. So get out of my way, before a bring you to my
locker, jam you in, and lock you up for the night. So, if you want to
be in darkness for tonight, then remain where you are! And other
thing, you suck!
Fox walks to the Space Club table, leaving the stuned Richardson
standing there.
Hall D: 1:30pm. Sept. 4, 01.
Toadette and Birdo were in a fight with Ness.
Ness: Out of my way. The hansome Ness coming through.
Toadette: No, we were here first. Just because you have straight A's,
and you have 78 friends, doesn't mean we have to move. The fountain's
over there, the washroom's are next to Room 23, and the showers are in
the gym. There's and exit down there to outside, and the outside gym
doors are open. Tours ended 10 minutes ago, they start in 15 minutes,
and you don't have a locker. There's no reason why we should move.
Ness: Umm, yeah. Move before a choke you.
Birdo: Try me.
Ness grabs Birdo's neck and slams her againest the locker. yoshi was
walking down the hall, when he saw this.
Toadette: Yoshi, Ness has sugar all over him.
Yoshi eats Ness.
Ness: Mphh! Mhh! Nmm!
Birdo: What's he saying?
Ness: MPH! MHPP! MPPPPPPHHHH!
Boshi: I could have done that. Come on Birdo, let's go to the gym.
Yoshi spits out Ness, all covered in saliva.
Ness: Aghhh! Geez, I'll get you for this!
Ness walks to the showers, leaving Yoshi and Toadette.
Toadette: Yoshi?
Yoshi(Sadly): What?
Toadette: Let's go find Toad, or maybe Bowser.
Yoshi(Sadly): K.
Gym: 1:36pm. Sept. 4, 01.
Luigi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M ON A WAITING LIST?
Chef: Sorry, if more the maximum people allowed join, we have to cut
some people.
Luigi: Is this with all the clubs?
Chef: Yes. Anyway, report to room 47, now. The Cookoff will begin.
Luigi: But some clubs say full!
Chef: Only 50 people can join, and be put on a waiting list. In fact,
this is full too!
The Chef puts and Giant Red sign: FULL on the table.
Cooking Club room: 1:40pm. Sept 4, 01.
Chef: Welcome, everyone! I am Chef Taybe! We will have a cookoff!
Everyone, has 30 minutes, to make a Cooked Mushroom. You will be
suppiled with a Mushroom, an oven and spices. Begin now!
Everyone runs to an area, and starts cooking.
30 minutes later......
Taybe: I have decided the 15 people. Liopin Vin, Reople J. Andrew,
Jerry Martio, Bagin Ke, Kyle Simions, June Hazer, Mikin Geion, Opin
Mary Geion, Yuo Geinin, Daniel Yunougecin, Heactor Mari, Lion Foster,
Yoshi Jumper and T.J. America.
Luigi: Doh!
Taybe: And Luigi Z. Mario.
Luigi: YES! WOOHOO!
Taybe: Everyone else isn't in, sorry.
Shower Room: 2:25. Sept. 4, 01.
Ness had finished taking his shower, when he steps into the hall, two
kids, Jake Ryan and Mack Killer, were waiting.
Jake: You have no locker-
Mack: And got eating by a Yoshi.
Jake: You embarrass J.M. nation-
Mack: And yourself.
Jack: So, the rest-
Mack: Of the club-
Jack: As decided to-
Mack: Get ridd of you.
Both: So you're a loser!
They left Ness, standing there.
Outside: 3:01pm. Sept. 4, 01.
Yoshi: I can't belive Birdo likes Boshi!
Mario: Don't feel bad-
Peach: Yoshi, you'll have another chance.
The bus doors opened. Luigi and Kirby climbed on, and before Mario got
on, he said:
Mario: Yoshi, don't give up. And see you tomorrow.
The bus drove away.
THE END
Copyright (C) 2006. MattC13.com\Nintendo City.
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Highschool
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