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Mario in High
School
Episode 2: The Greek Teacher
Written By: MattC13 |
Between Episode 1 and 2: Mario made it to the Melee
Club. Luigi was elected chief of Cooking Club. Yoshi practiced doing
things to beat Boshi.
It's Monday September 10. Mario, Luigi and Kirby were on the bus,
heading for the high school. They were trying to figure out the last
of their homework.(New format: mm/dd/yy)
Bus: 8:45am. 9/10/01
Kirby: If Figure B isn't mathced to Figure C, then.....
Mario: No, none of them match. If Figure A's base was a little
shorter, Figure A and C would match, so no.
Kirby(Looking at back of book): Your right, Luigi got that?
Luigi: Yes. Were done.
Mario: Finally. And did you do the Italian?
Kirby: Yes. It's all simple once you look at it the right way.
Luigi: Mario finished it on Friday, on the bus.
Mario: Yes. In fact. Today, were doing Oggetti della scuola in
italinao.
Kirby: What?
Mario: School objects in Italian.
The bus stops, not right infront of the school, but near.
Outside: 8:50am 9/10/01
Mario and Luigi jump out ton see Link and Bowser waiting.
Link: Hey guys! Had a good weekend?
Luigi: Yes.
Link: Good, cause Coach Fersin is making us to 12 laps around the
school, if we had a bad weekend. We don't know why.
Mario(While everyone's walking): Weird. Anyway. What's after homeroom
today?
Bowser: Drama. Were making 2 minute skits.
Link: Math, I think. Ms. Ferginchina is loading us with work. I had a
bad weekend. Don't tell Coach.
Luigi: O.K., we won't. Me and Mario have library. But before we have
G-
Bowser: Library? Do you get to use the computers?
Mario: Sometimes. We split into groups. One group goes on the
computers, while the other picks out books. After 17 and a half
minutes, we switch. For books, we have to pick out a novel, for
Literature.
Luigi wasn't paying any attention.
Link: Wow. Our school library is 2 floors. There's a crapload of
books. I can find some books there than at the Public Library.
Peach comes up to Mario.
Mario: Hi Peach.
Peach: Hi Mario, were still on for the theater, right?
Mario: Yes.
Peach: Okay. Tonight at 6, right?
Mario(cheerfully): Dat's what a said.
Peach: OK! See ya at lunch.
The bell rings, and everyone runs in.
Homeroom(Yoshi, Falco): 9:04am. 9/10/01
Falco: Yoshi! What's up?
Yoshi: Boshi.
Falco: Boshi? What's wrong with Boshi?
Yoshi:*sigh* You know Birdo? Well, turns out I have a crush on her.
But she likes Boshi.
Falco: Hmmmmmm........maybe, Boshi has done something good, to get
Birdo to like her. All you have to do, is do something better. I think
Birdo likes Boshi, is because he saved a 3rd grader, from a rock
falling of the roof. Do something way better, got it?
Yoshi: Yeah!
Library: 10:46am 9/10/01.
Mario: Luigi! What are you doing!
Luigi: Looking at the Timelines.
Mario: Better get a book, and fast.
Luigi: Book? What?
Mario(annoyed): LITERATURE!
Luigi: Ohhh....yeah!
Luigi runs straight to the Adventure Novels, picks the "Koopa Quest
#5" novel, and runs to the checkout, banging into someone.
: Watch where your going, I'm a princess.
Luigi: Sorry...ummm? Daisy.
: No, Nintendi.
Luigi: Hmmmm...I se-NINTENDI? THERE'S NO PRINCESS NINTENDI!
Nintendi(Greek akcent): You are greatly mistaken. I am the princess of
the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario is my boyfriend.
Luigi: Uhhhhhh......yeah. Your just confused from earlier.
Nintendi: No, your confused.
Luigi: Ummmmm...yeah. I have to go now. So uhhhh....bye.
Room 16: 10:54am 9/10/01
Luigi was having Art class. He goes to easel inbetween Falco and
Wario.
Wario: Have any money?
Luigi: No. Anyway, in Library, I bumped into a girl that thinks she is
the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Falco: What a werido.
Wario: Do you know where's she's from?
Luigi: Greece I think. She sounded Greek.
Falco(flipping paper): Hmmmmmm.......Ya, I think she's a-
Wario: Loser!
Teacher: Wario! We don't call anyone a loser. Now, you will clean up
and miss lunch.
Wario(quiet): I hate this stupid teacher from kindergarden!
Cafetaria: 11:35am 9/10/01
Mario: Peach! They reversived you a table over there!
Peach: Let's go!
Mario and Peach sat down, when Luigi, Bowser, Toad and Link ran over.
Bowser: Guys! I got it! Figure A and C are the same!
Link: No.
Toad: None of them match.
Bowser(flipping to back): You're right, Toad and Link!
Toad and Link: Thank ya!
Mario: Bowser, you didn't do you're homework, did you?
Bowser(closing book): I just did it!
Mario: Whatever.
Peach(drinking juice): We all signed up for math right?
Luigi(keeping thing to himself): Yeah.
Peach: So we all got that homework, which means we can make a study
group.
Pikachu: Can I sit here?
Peach: Sure.
Pikachu(jumping up): What'cha all talking about?
Link: We making a study group for math.
Pikachu: Sweet.
Hall A: 12:25pm 9/10/01
Mario was taking out his Italian stuff. His backpack was jummed in
there, that he had only somewhat more space.
Yoshi: Mario, they have these backpack holders in all the Homerooms.
Mario: They did?
Yoshi: Yeah. Come on! Let's go to Italian.
Room 34: 12:30pm 9/10/01
The bell rang as Mario and Yoshi got in the class.
Phil: Dudes! I'm opening the class!
Yoshi: You get chocolate? Doh!
Mario and Yoshi sit down as a greek teacher walks in?
Teacher: I am Mrs. Gos.
Nintendi: Mother!
Gos: Today, my daughter, will open the class.
Koopa: But Phil is-
Gos: SHUT UP!
Everyone was freaked out.
Mrs. Gos: Now, we will do Level 7 Greek.
All: WHAT?
Gos: It's my class.
Hall A: 2:57pm 9/10/01
Mario, Luigi, Bowser and Kirby were walking down the hall.
Mario: That was the worst teacher ever!
Kirby: Thank god we have a princapal.
Bowser: Thank god.
Mario: What i-
Bowser: No worries! The princeapal will fire her tomorrow.
Mario: I hope your right.
THE NEXT DAY 9\11\01 8:34a
Princpal: Now, the students are angry with you, I will have to rip
your contract, Mrs. Gos, now, give me-OH MY GOD! THE TWIN TOWERS!
Mrs. Gos quickly snuck out leaving the Princapal stunned at the TV.
9:00am Hall A 9\11\01
Wario was busy getting ready for science. Mario came running up to
him.
Mario: WARIO! DID YOU HEAR? DOUBLE BAD NEWS!
Wario: Terriorists invade NYC and Mrs. Gos isn't fired.
Mario: NO! TH-Oh wait, yeah. How?
Wario: Bowser.
Mario: Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
Room 34: 12:38pm 9\11
Nintendi: I have an anouccement.
Mrs. Gos: Nintendi is the Mushroom Kingdom Princess
Peach: WHAT?
Mario: WHAT?
Phil: WALNUTS?
Nintendi is about to take Peach's crown, when Mario stand up and
throws Nintendi into wall.
Mrs. Gos: BRING IT ON! FAT BOY!
Mario: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
The Princpal opens the door and rips Mrs. Gos's contract.
Mrs. Gos: NOOOO! I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!
Mrs. Gos melts into the floor.
James: AWESOME DUDE!
Peasley: You got pwned, noob.
Princapal: Now, that I made the stupid enterance ev-
Mario: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mario jumps the puddle and accidentally hits Boshi
Peasley: You got pwned, noob.
Luigi: WILL YOU SHUT UP?
Aftermath: Nintendi got owned by a Donkey, Mario got an honor roll,
Phil failed a Geography Test, now get lost.
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