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The Legend of Smellda: Twilight Pimpcess
Part III


Written By:
Adam
Link is now at the Forest Temple
The baboon comes with a boomerang.
Link: OOH! Monkey! He then does some ooh and ah, monkey talk.
The monkey starts tapping its ass, and starts holding its cheeks. “My Milkshakes” song blares, and the monkey dances.
The baboon starts screeching at Link
Link: Damn right, it’s better than yours!
Scene change
Link and Midna are at the Boss door.
Midna: Link, you know what you’re going to do?
Link: Duh.
They open the door. The ground rumbles, and Diababa leaps out.
Diababa: ROAR!
Link: I have no idea.
Link holds up two bottles of Weed-B-Gone.
Midna: Link! What a clever idea! Where did you get it?
Link: From the last script.
Link sprays Weed-B-Gone on the Diababa. It shrivels up and dies.
Link: Yay!
A fused shadow comes back, but it is a shadow.
Peter Pan swoops down from the air
Peter Pan: Give me that! My shadow!
Peter takes one look at Link.
Peter Pan: So that’s where my other set of green clothes went. Give them back!
Link slashes Peter in half with the sword. A heart container jumps out.
Link: Heh heh heh…
Scene jump to Eldin Bridge
Link on horseback: Give back my dirty magazines now!
Zoom in on Bublin, tied to the spear are dirty magazines (titled PlayHylian) instead of Colin.
Bublin: No! First we had to leave the girl, so we will still have fun tonight!
Bublin charges.
Link charges at him and goes around.
Link: Ha ha! You’ll never beat me!
They charge again, Link slashes Bublin off of his boar. Bublin falls off of the bridge.
Link: Ha ha! You lose…
Link rushes to the edge of the bridge and looks down into the depths.
Link *sobbing*: My magazines!!!
(LINK IS NOW WEARING A HYLIAN SHIELD)
Scene to Link in Ordon talking to Mayor Bo
Link: And since you’re um… hefty, could you help me wrestle the gorons?
Bo with a Twinkie in his hand: Is that a fat joke?
Link: Um…
Bo yelling: I am NOT FAT! I’m only big boned.
Link whispering: Ding-Dong.
Bo barks like a dog and stares at the pack of Ding-Dongs in Link’s hand.
Bo (salivating): Okay, kid. I’ll do whatever you want. Just-
Bo holds up the Iron Boots.
Bo: Here you go!
Bo drops them on Link’s feet
Link: YOW!
Link drops the Twinkie in pain. Bo snuffles it up.
To Be Continued

 Written By: Adam
 Date Submitted: June 4th, 2007

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