Mario & Luigi: Re-Reckoning

[Insani-Chan]

---Introduction---
Any of you remember Mario and Luigi: Reckoning? It was a fanfiction I made that I abruptly stopped. Anyway, I'm going to remake it.
The original can be found here.

---Pre-Prequel---
Insani sat on his chair, his weight almost breaking it. He wanted to make a good fan fiction, but didn't have ideas.
As he looked through his older posts, he saw an old fan fiction that was abruptly stopped. He thought the concept was decent, so he clicked on the post to see more.
As he read it, he laughed in a way only a fat nerd could. He decided he would remake it, and he got to work.

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[Insani-Chan]

--Prequel--
A lone metal figure stood on a hill. His blue metal skin reflected the light of the sun.
He was almost there, to the pyramid that held the power that would let him visit other dimensions.
He had extinguished almost all intelligent life in this dimension, and was bored.
He stepped onto pile of rubble, and saw a ruined Lab.

The Lone Metal Figure remembered that was where he, the Robot known as Bloodar, was born.
He facepalmed and screamed, "GOD DAMN IT THIS WAS WHERE I STARTED OUT!"

Sonic and Tails woke up near a pyramid. They realized this was the legendary temple, holding the power to change dimensions.
They ran in, realizing the had to destroy or at least use the powers for themselves, trapping Bloodar in this dimension.

Bloodar, looked to his side, and mumbled to himself, "Overrated furry creatures detected."
He ran towards the Pyramid, and smiled.

[Insani-Chan]

It makes me sad when nobody comments on my Fan-Fiction. :C

Anyway, new chapter coming soon, been extremely busy lately.

[Thedude344Pickles]

You keep locking your topics before I can post

[Insani-Chan]

Chapter 1:
Sonic and Tails ran into the pyramid, and were confronted by a wall of Giant Enemy Enemies, covered in Giant Enemy Spikes.

Tails said, "THIS is why I told you we should have gotten a rocket launcher."

Bloodar teleported behind tails, transformed his hand into a knife, and beheaded the two tailed fox.
Bloodar smiled and said, "I don't think you're going to be needing the rumored power to traverse dimensions either, my dear hedgehog."

He threw a drugged ring at Sonic. Sonic started running around like an idiot, and accidentally ran into the Giant Enemy Enemies, and was killed by the Giant Enemy Spikes they were covered in.

Bloodar transformed his hand into a tentacle, then quickly changed it into a rocket launcher, and said, "Why do I even use that arm transformation? All the girls here ar- STOP STARING AT ME GOD DAMN IT."

He fired a rocket at the wall of Giant Enemy Enemies, blowing them all up.
He then looked at a glowing Cake and flew to it, and picked it up.

He was then fired at by five giant robots that suddenly appeared.
Bloodar screamed, "GOD DAMN IT I SHOULD HAVE REMEMBERED THE CAKE WAS A LIE!"

[Thedude344Pickles]

This is epic. I'm sad though that you did not use enough Sonic recolor jokes

[Insani-Chan]

Bump.
I'll make a new chapter tomorrow, when it's not so late.

This is epic. I'm sad though that you did not use enough Sonic recolor jokes

So many ideas are popping into my head! I need to work on my porn drawing skills!

[Thedude344Pickles]

No. No. Just no.

[mario party 6 master]

killing sonic. I LOVE HIM SINCE I WAS 4. that's when i just got sonic adventure dx. why. hey i know. check out my fan made story. super mario quest for gold. but here what's i think will happen.           
knuckles ran into the pyramid and saw sonic and tails body. knuckles the heck he's on the ground. he found a thing called 1UP. and threw it all over them. damn what happen. this was part of it.

[Insani-Chan]

First of all, nice advertisements. Is this the future of Spam bots? Perhaps I should start learning how to make EMP bombs.

Second of all, sorry, but I don't plan for that happening. This is a remake of one of my old fan fictions, anyone who read the original (NOBODY) would know that Sonic characters have one role in it: DYING.  

Edit:

Chapter 2: What goes Bump in the Semi-Night, Semi-Afternoon!

Bloodar quickly dispatched all five of the robots, when a red haired Hedgehog that looked suspiciously like a red version of Sonic, appeared in the room, wearing a pink jacket.

He said, "HERRO, COLON THREE!!!!! ONE!!!! MY NAME IS AKSMASTAFAIFAIFAI, AND SONIC KILLED MY PARENTS WHEN I WAS YOUNG WHEN HE WAS FIGHTING SOME SORT OF ROBOT THING BUT I STILL MAKE LOVE TO HIM EVERY DAY! OK SO LIKE THIS ONE TIME I WAS SOGAYD:ing his Ohboy, and then I noticed a LOLTROLL loveing out of his a-Is that a sucking gun, or are you just happy to see me?

Bloodar took out an arm cannon.
Bloodar screamed, "IT'S A GUN THAT SHOOTS WHITE PLASMA"

AKSMASTAFAIFAIFAI replied, "OOH, SOUNDS TA-"

Bloodar interrupted him with a giant white laser beam to the face.

Bloodar crouched for a moment, gasping, thinking about all the innocence that idiot's speech stole from him.

He made his way up a mile long stretch of steps. After hours of walking, he noticed that he was walking on an escalator, and was still at the bottom. He cursed several words that, when attempting to pronounce them, would prove fatal.

He flew up the stairs, and picked up the Dimensional Plasmid. He injected it into his arm, and then looked down from the edge of the platform with the Plasmid. He saw a strange looking Robotic figure and a little, demonic looking girl doing unspeakable things. He shuddered and teleported to whichever dimension was closest, hoping not to encounter any more odd sexual references...

*leaves NC for a few more months.*

[Insani-Chan]

Bump.

Nobody loves me and my fanfiction.